Dumb criminal stories always give me a chuckle, particularly when they involve stupidity with no one getting hurt.
What is that saying.... Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
A story out of Washington State fits the bill. Two men are in jail after drunkenly swapping furniture with one of the men's neighbors. Somehow, for some reason, the dynamic duo decided to swap a recliner and TV stand for the neighbors love seat, matching chair and ottoman, a cushion for a papasan-style
chair, a king-sized mattress from the bedroom and a carpet-cleaning
They left behind some receipts, a few pizza boxes and some empties which led police right to them.
In their defense, the men said they understood the neighbors had left town and abandoned the furniture because the door to the apartment was left wide open! Turns out they allegedly climbed through the crawl space to gain access.
What was the stupidest thing you have ever done drunk?