Over the past few years more money has been spent on breast
implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's Disease research .
It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with HUGE breasts and/or constant erections who can't remember where they got them from or what to do with them!
It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with HUGE breasts and/or constant erections who can't remember where they got them from or what to do with them!
But seriously, breast implants can save your life.
Eileen Likness testified yesterday that her enhanced boobs
acted like flak jacket taking the brunt of a bullet which might have killed
her.
Likness was allegedly shot by her ex-boyfreind. The bullet
from his 9mm handgun entered her right breast, grazed her chest plate and
exited her left breast. Her plastic boobs were destroyed.
Her ex is on trial for attempted murder and aggravated
assault with a weapon. I wonder if he got charged with vandalism for destroying
her boobs!
She has since gotten new implants!
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