Monday, April 16, 2012

GOLFER AT THE DENTIST

My father-in-law is a golf enthusiast. He got his first game of the spring in last week.

I have made erratic attempts at playing, but the bug has never bitten me.

With a couple of sunny days in the forecast, we should hope for is some nice temperatures for hitting the golf course with some close friends.

  GOLFER AT THE DENTIST

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the Dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in
my car waiting for us to go play golf,  so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.  I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!  We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"


The man turned to his wife and said,    "Open your mouth Honey, and show
him......."

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