Friday, April 13, 2012


Heard this one in the hospitality suite at Twin rinks:

At the St.John's International Airport, an individual later discovered to be a teacher was arrested by the  Security while attempting to board a flight for Florida.

In his possession they found a ruler, protractor, set square and a calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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