All jokes aside, the biggest royal scandal to occur on the rock was when premier Brian Tobin touched the Queen's back as he accompanied her up a flight of stairs.
Royal protocol is very strict and close personal interaction, such as touching, are discouraged.
The Monarchists went nuts, as did the British Tabloids. They suggested that he had patted her bum.
It was a red face day for her handlers and the Newfoundland protocol staff.
Tobin protested that he was merely attempting to help an elderly lady avoid falling.
Fortunately for Tobin, the Queen was not in a vindictive mood or Captain Canada might still be in chains in the Tower of London.