Sunday, January 29, 2012

VAGINA MONOLOGUES

What ever turns your crank, I suppose!

Vivid Video porn magnate Steve Hirsch offered an Australian women a million dollars to star in one of his films.  In the letter, Hirsch writes, "You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services."

She turned him down flat.

27-year-old Hazel Jones has a condition called "uterus didelphis" which means she has two fully developed Vaginas.  Jones learned of her condition after a guy she date told her she was "different down there" and a gynecologist confirmed--she had to lose her virginity twice.

H ealth expert Dr Dawn Harper the condition of developing two uterus’ is not so rare, the rare part is that she has two vaginas to go with them.  She realized she was having problems when she hit puberty and started menstruating.
“That wasn’t fun. I used to suffer from horrendous cramps and my periods could be very heavy. I now know that my periods were worse because I have two wombs,” Hazel explained.  It wasn’t nice. I had friends and I tried explaining to them I was having problems and they had no idea what I was doing wrong. I always noticed there was this thing there.”

She could get pregnant twice, and at two different times!

That sure would make for a confusing night after a few drinks downtown.  She might have turned down the porn industry but she could still turn to acting, she could do the vagina monologues in stereo!




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