STRETCHING IT!

If the size of the worm is more important to you than the ability to wiggle it than you might want to visit France.

A study by the Singen-based Institute of Condom Consultancy was done by asking 10 500 men in 25 Europeans countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database. The results show Frenchmen on average claim to need 15,48cm long condoms, about 3cm longer than Greeks, whose condom-size requirement was the most modest.

The Institute made headlines a few years ago when they produced a prototype of the "spray-on condom" - an aerosol can which contains latex that creates a perfectly fitting condom.

No word on whether or not the French were stretching the truth a little.

Does Penis size matter? I discovered this chart that purports to be the Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference Chart.

I know one thing for certain, the French may be claiming to be bigger but the Harper Conservative's are much bigger pricks!